/ Friday, January 15, 2010
haha. i found the jokes that siew ying told me about :) i could update but too ma fan sry! hehe.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school…..to compete with RJC………
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school…….one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs…
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None……they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they’re able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They’d prefer it darker………. (hmmm…*raise eyebrow*)……
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None……Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry…..
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.They’re too busy studying. trying not to get expelled..
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None…..they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb …
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. They’re more worried about the about-to-drop-fans in the learning studios instead.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already….>
found it here : http://e2e.sg/?p=1505
there are oso other sites tat give these same jokes but are a bit different
although the njc one sounds more funny when siew ying says it :D
/Hopped!
12:16 AM
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